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@AlMahi Last seen Thu 13 Sep, 2018

Mohammad AlMahi S K


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AlMahi

I'm a programmer of JAVA and PHP. And I also trade in stock markets.
In my free time, I wrote some books. Some crime thrillers, some murder mysteries, and one training material for stock markets.

You wanna know more about me?

One day GOD made a child, that would be me, and I lived in heavens.

But I was a naughty kid. Used to sneak up behind angels and would go woof, loudly.
Used to hide their feathers, and their horses...

So one day all those many angels went to GOD and asked GOD to punish me.

GOD called me, and me scared, trying to grab on to my shorts, went before him.
BTW, my shorts were loose, and used to slip down a lot.

GOD looked at me, and in his pleasing voice, said:
These angels want me to punish you.
They say that you've been very naughty.

I looked at the angels, then looked at GOD. Cannot lie to him. He is GOD.
So I looked down, still grabbing on to my shorts.

GOD, in his pleasing and calm voice, said:
I'm sending you to earth for a short while.
When on earth, you'll have to do what I want you to do.

I looked at GOD, smiled, and asked what is it that you want me to do GOD?

GOD, in his calm voice, replied:
You'll know when you get there.

Then GOD pointed at those angels who took my complaint to GOD, and said:
These angels will also go to earth with you,
as your wives.
And they will help you do what I want you to do.

I looked at the angels, who were shocked, and then I smiled in a naughty way.

Those angels looked at me, and they too smiled, like they were saying:
Wait till we get there. There we will tell you what wives can do...

After this I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was on earth, in the comforting arms of my mother.

BTW, when I was a kid, my mother used to stich my clothes herself most of the times.
And I'd always be found grabbing onto my shorts. Still loose.

Sigh... Some things never change...

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